Serrated Butt Monkey
3
Artifact Chimp
2/2
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Serrated Butt monkey counts as a butt monkey.
1T: Put a -2/-2 counteron all Butt Monkey=s
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A
And the point is......@-Confused spectator witnessing a But Monkey deck in action
(Creators note: The Butt Monkey series is meant
as a saterical immitation of the useless Acreature
affects creature@ cards in magic.
i.e. Kobolds, Chimeras, Slivers, etc.)
Write Yer Own Damn Card
XX
Artifact
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When Write Yer Own Damn Card comes into play,
create a card with casting cost equal to X, where
X is whatever you feel like. Write yer own Damn Card
then produces an effect of your choice.
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A
I=m to tired, you do it.@- The ENDBRINGER!!!
Urza
=s Pants5
Artifact Clothing
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When Urza=s pants come into play, put X spare
change counters on it, where X is equal to the
number of coins in you pocket. On your upkeep,
remove a change counter from Urza=s pants.
If Urza=s Pants leave play, Target opponent owes
you $1 for every Spare change counter on Urza=s pants.
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A
...and I thought I had a lot in my couch cushions!@- Al Bundy
Mishra
=s Catapult3
Artifact
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1T: Sacrifice a Pherexian Walker, just for the sake
of getting it off the table.
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A
A Pherexian What? Aw just chuck it atthe Keldjorans@
- The beginning of the Keldjorans conquest of the Pherexians
Pheraxian Catapult
3
Artifact
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1T; Sacrifice a Pherexian Walker to destroy
target Mishra=s Catapult.
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A
They threw what? Aw just chuck it back.@- The end of the Keldjorans conquest of the Pherexians
NallimCam
=s Disk4
Artifact
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NallimCam=s Disk comes into play tapped.
1T: Destroy all creatures that are currently
pissing you off.
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A
Man your annoying! Here hold this......BOOM!@-The ENDBRINGER!!!
(Creators Note: NallimCam is the reverse spelling
of my last name, al la Larry Nivens disk)
Butt Monkey Canyon
Land
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T: Tap target Butt Monkey, that Butt Monkey gets
-2/-2 until end of turn.
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A
Mabey I should play Griffins@-Garth
Lotus mountain
Legendary Land
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Sacrifice to add 723 mana of an color to your
mana pool. This mana cannot be used to pay X, any
upkeep costs, abilities, and/or spells.
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A
Let=s see you use all that mana burn boy!@-Ammused opponent
Pointles Precipice
Legendary Land
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When Pointless Precipice comes into play, Sacrifice
a Pointless precipice, or bury pointless precipice.
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A
Thats pointless@A
yup@-Actual Conversation
Thawed Glacier
Land
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Counts as a lake
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A
No Comment@-Embarassed Designer